Plain Truth Regarding the “P” Word
Letter to the Editor
To the Point, Amid all the talk of the Pandemic and Panic there is an invisible, undeniable truth. In Pronouncing any word with the letter P in it, it is a scientific certainty that all of us asPirate micro Particles of water droPlets.
The letter P is known as a hard consonant. We Purse our liPs and say whatever word “P” word we please and, *Poof*, out comes the droplets of vaPorized bodily fluids.
That vaPor can hit the Party sitting or standing next to you square in the Puss, or it can land on any hard surface.
If that vaPorized bodily fluid contains the COVID-19 virus, you just may have just infected one of your friends or left it on a hard surface for some unsusPecting Person to inadvertently Pick it uP.
So, Pretty Please with sugar on toP, do the best you can to helP stamP out this undeniable Pandemic, by Practicing the science of “SOCIAL DISTANCING”.
Please keeP six feet aPart and Practice frequent handwashing. Your immediate health, safety and welfare may hang in the balance.
Don’t Panic, but be Practical.
“Come on you raver, you seer of visions. Come on you Painter, you PiPer you Prisoner and shine” - Pink Floyd, Shine on You Crazy Diamond